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Religions of the world - Martin Hegelund
Humor

Religions of the world

Da jeg var i USA sidste fandt jeg på Route 66 en souvenir i form af et vejskilt, som jeg grinede højlydt ad.

Det sker sjældent over souvenir-humor, så jeg besluttede mig for at købe den.

Den hedder Religions of the world og beskriver på en humoristisk måde verdens religioner.

Taoism
Shit happens

Hinduism
This shit happened before

Islam
If shit happens, take a hostage

Buddhism
When shit happens, is it really shit?

7th day adventism
Shit happens on saturday

Protestantism
Shit won’t happen if I work harder

Catholicism
If shit happens, I deserve it

Jehovah’s witness
Knock, knock, “Shit happens”

Judaism
Why does shit always happen to me?

Hare Krishna
Shit happens rama rama ding dong

Atheism
No shit

T. V. evangelism
Send more shit

Rastafarianism
Let’s smoke this shit

 

Det er humor på højt plan. 🙂

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